Why “I’m sorry” just doesn’t cut it in a christian world…

If you haven’t figured out why your precious Jesus hasn’t come back for you yet, let me give you a clue..

Whole world:  *sins*

Jesus:  *dies*

Jesus:  I died for your sins.

Christians:  YAY!

Christians:  Let’s go do bad things now that Jesus took care of all that for us!

Jesus:  But..  I died for your sins.

Christians:  Sorry Jesus, we’ll behave.    *sins*

Jesus:  Oh come on, man!

Christians:  Sorry Jesus!  We PROMISE we’ll be good!        *sins*

Jesus:  For Fucks Sake!

Christians:  SORRY JESUS!  WE DIDN’T MEAN TO!   *sins*

GOD:  Jesus, I forbid you to go back and play with them again.

Jesus:  *sighs*  Okay Dad…

Christians:  Where the fuck did Jesus go?  God, can he come back out and play?

God:  *silence*

Jesus:  *silence*

Christians:  What the fuck?  He’ll be back!

God:  *silence*

Jesus:  *silence*

Christians:  But we said we’re sorry!

Christians:  *panics*

God:  *silence*

Jesus:  *silence*

You can only say “sorry” so many times before it carries no meaning whatsoever.  You’ve abused your “personal relationship with Christ” so damned much that he walked away.  How’s it feel driving away the one thing you swore would always be in your heart?

Quit acting like petulant children.  You’re ruining what should be a pleasant, peaceful world for the rest of us, by striking out in anger under the guise of “God’s Word” which you can’t even manage to follow in your own lives.

Just BE GOOD.  It’s really THAT simple.

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