Creationist Cat rips on Dawah Man as he rips on Joshua Feuerstein… it’s fucking hilarious
We have some extraordinary dumbasses this week.
- One guy disses satan in pure epic fail fashion.
- Woman thanks god for her daughters rape
- Two girls saved by god when he stops runaway car
- The 10 commandments makes shit better for everyone, literally
- Health care is about faith
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Yesterday during church service at the Madison Heights Church of God in Daytona Beach, FL., a man stood up before the congregation and proclaimed his divinity in front of all…. then things got weird:
A local newspaper reported that the 39-year-old man walked up to the pulpit at the Madison Heights Church of God and screamed that he was God, and then threatened the pastor.
Well… what the fuck did that pastor do to piss God off so much that he came down from his throne in the clouds, possess this poor man in the congregation and say ‘Hey you… FUCK. YOU.‘
Apparently the congregation wasn’t going have any of God’s drunken shitty attitude…
Church members grabbed the man and restrained him until police arrived. Police said the man is mentally ill. The pastor refused to press charges, but police took the man to the hospital, where he was being kept in protective custody.
So now being an emissary for the Lord is a mental illness. Don’t you miss the times when you could be possessed by Jesus / God / Holy Spirit and people actually fucking believed you. Good thing that the Pastor didn’t press charges on God. I hear he has an in with like all the fucking judges now.
Currently God is on medical leave as he is trapped by Sam and Dean in the mental hospital with those angel symbols.
In all seriousness though, I’m glad nobody was hurt and that they didn’t just fucking pray for the man but they got him help.
( h/t wftv.com )
Creationist Cat showed us how to exorcise demons out of your household cat. This is important information that everyone needs to see because it seems like cats are the easiest ones to be demonically possessed.
I’ve started a new character for my channel. He’s a play off of a popular youtube evangelist GMan but it’s GEman.
here is the newest video:
Let me know in the comments what you think about my take on traditional marriage and what kind of traditions can you think of considering the requirements they use for the Genesis account.
About the IAVI org:
The International AIDS Vaccine Initiative (IAVI) is a global not-for-profit organization whose mission is to ensure the development of safe, effective, accessible, preventive HIV vaccines for use throughout the world. Founded in 1996, IAVI works with partners in 25 countries to research, design and develop AIDS vaccine candidates. The organization also conducts policy analysis and serves as an advocate for the AIDS vaccine field. It supports a comprehensive approach to addressing HIV and AIDS that balances the expansion and strengthening of existing HIV prevention and treatment programs with targeted investments in the design and development of new tools to prevent HIV. IAVI is dedicated to ensuring that a future AIDS vaccine will be available and accessible to all who need it. The organization relies on the generous donations of governments, private individuals, corporations and foundations to carry out its mission.
DevChelle is the organizer of this event and he started it because he became HIV+ some years back. Instead of hiding away he decided to fight back with what time, energy, and will he has. I commend him greatly for his activism and his drive to help humanity fight an impossible villain.
There were sever prominent youtube personalities as well as atheist activists that helped with the weekend. Pastor Jay contacted me and wanted to help co-host with him. I told him yes of course and then he said “Oh yeah and you have to produce the show and log into the site …” lol
Actually I jumped at the change to help produce the spot and we even came out with a new collaborative effort called Initial Reaction Theater (Subscribe there if you do or do not have a soul)
Here is our portion as well as the rest of the movie we recorded after our spot: